Artsy Joker Gifts

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Painting by numbers

A Symphony of Penguins

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Fittd shēt

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Still Life With Nordic Track

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Prisoner still life painting.

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

Mozart eating noodles.

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

Cross-country knitting.

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

The Cartoonists

Steadman - The Early Years.

Pull my finger.

'My first tattoo...'

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

'Nuff said.

'You don't get it? My wife and the kids don't get it, too. . . I don't even get it myself. . . That means it must be art!!'

"It's called 'White with a hint of Magnolia"

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

'I've never felt so alive...'

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

Plaster of Paris

The art of Eddy Cucumba: fly and soup cup.

"I didn't see you at camouflage practice today, soldier!"

Lesser Known Landmarks...