Artsy Joker T-Shirts

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

A Symphony of Penguins

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Fittd shēt

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Prisoner still life painting.

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

Mozart eating noodles.

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

Cross-country knitting.

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

The Cartoonists

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

Pull my finger.

'My first tattoo...'

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

'You don't get it? My wife and the kids don't get it, too. . . I don't even get it myself. . . That means it must be art!!'

"It's called 'White with a hint of Magnolia"

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

'I've never felt so alive...'

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

Plaster of Paris

The art of Eddy Cucumba: fly and soup cup.

"I didn't see you at camouflage practice today, soldier!"

Lesser Known Landmarks...

Wildlife crafts