'Frankly I'm surprised at such a basic error - his smock's too tight.'
Art School Dropout Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors the unique journey of an art school dropout? Our collection blends humor and heart, perfect for those who may have left the classroom but not the passion for art and creativity. Whether it’s a witty mug or a stylish print, these gifts are a cheerful nod to their artistic soul. Celebrate the beauty of imperfection and the joy of spontaneous art with something truly personal.
The Art Student.
'On your mark. Get set. Create!'
"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."
"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."
'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'
The Artist
"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."
"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."
"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."
I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.
'Projectile painting.'
Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.
"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."
Just call me Picasso!
"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."
'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'
"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"
'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'
"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."
Vincent Van Og.
German School
Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing
'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'
"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."
The Best Art Teacher in the World.
"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."
Art Plagiarism
'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'
'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'
'Picasso'
"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"
Cubism Model
"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."
"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."
Art School Dropout Gifts Collection
Art School Dropout Mugs
Love these art-inspired mugs? Check out more creative designs perfect for art school dropouts and fellow free spirits.
Art School Dropout Pillows
Cushion your space with pillows that celebrate the art school dropout’s unique journey—fun, artistic, and cozy.
Art School Dropout Prints
Decorate your walls with prints that speak to your artistic soul—find more inspiring pieces for the creatively rebellious.
Art School Dropout T-Shirts
Want to wear your art pride? Browse our collection of witty t-shirts designed for the creative, rebellious artist in you.