Arrest Gifts

"You're allowed one facebook posting."

Police Feline Unit

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Alien Assumption

'Come out with your fins up!'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Careful! He knows computers."

Totalitarian Humour

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

The Devil's in the detail!

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Before the riots/after the riots

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Family traits.

Mou...Man trap!

Scars and Bars

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Mobsters at the Beach

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'