Arrest Prints

"You're allowed one facebook posting."

Police Feline Unit

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Alien Assumption

'Come out with your fins up!'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Totalitarian Humour

The Devil's in the detail!

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Before the riots/after the riots

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Scars and Bars

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

Mou...Man trap!

Family traits.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Racial Profiling

Mobsters at the Beach