Armchair Analyst Gifts

Looking for a gift for your armchair analyst? Discover items that honor their love of analysis and curiosity, combining humor and personality. From cozy pillows to clever mugs and stylish prints, find the perfect way to appreciate their keen mind and relaxed approach to insights. These thoughtful gifts are ideal for anyone who enjoys analyzing from the comfort of their favorite armchair, making their leisure time both meaningful and fun.

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'I don't need an agent. I negotiated my own contract for ten million...Ten dollars a month for a million years.'

'I don't need an agent. I negotiated my own contract for ten million...Ten dollars a month for a million years.' mockup

'I don't need an agent. I negotiated my own contract for ten million...Ten dollars a month for a million years.'

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Development in Russia after the Soviet Union...

Development in Russia after the Soviet Union... mockup

Development in Russia after the Soviet Union...

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'He's really putting that media studies degree to good use.'

'He's really putting that media studies degree to good use.' mockup

'He's really putting that media studies degree to good use.'

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'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.' mockup

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

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"They should make the election best of seven."

"They should make the election best of seven." mockup

"They should make the election best of seven."

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In the wake of the Duelfer report the White House vows to improve U.S. intelligence gathering.

In the wake of the Duelfer report the White House vows to improve U.S. intelligence gathering. mockup

In the wake of the Duelfer report the White House vows to improve U.S. intelligence gathering.

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If only it really worked this way. . . mockup

If only it really worked this way. . .

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"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful." mockup

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

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Kim Jong Il: A little dip and that South Korean ship is nuked!

Kim Jong Il: A little dip and that South Korean ship is nuked! mockup

Kim Jong Il: A little dip and that South Korean ship is nuked!

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"...And another in-depth debate, 'should we stay or should we leave...'"

"...And another in-depth debate, 'should we stay or should we leave...'" mockup

"...And another in-depth debate, 'should we stay or should we leave...'"

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'Today a government spokesman admitted U.S. foreign policy is so confused...'

'Today a government spokesman admitted U.S. foreign policy is so confused...' mockup

'Today a government spokesman admitted U.S. foreign policy is so confused...'

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Obama's Job Plan Booby Trap

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'Zero progress on government gridlock reform. . . but my last attack ad, blaming the rival party, went viral.'

'Zero progress on government gridlock reform. . . but my last attack ad, blaming the rival party, went viral.' mockup

'Zero progress on government gridlock reform. . . but my last attack ad, blaming the rival party, went viral.'

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'Some good news in congressional budget wars. Democrats and Republicans agreed to a brief humanitarian ceasefire.'

'Some good news in congressional budget wars. Democrats and Republicans agreed to a brief humanitarian ceasefire.' mockup

'Some good news in congressional budget wars. Democrats and Republicans agreed to a brief humanitarian ceasefire.'

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"The battle for ratings points will continue following this appeal for consumer dollars."

"The battle for ratings points will continue following this appeal for consumer dollars." mockup

"The battle for ratings points will continue following this appeal for consumer dollars."

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"Repeats, repeats...I've seen this news eight times today."

"Repeats, repeats...I've seen this news eight times today." mockup

"Repeats, repeats...I've seen this news eight times today."

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'Bush said Iraq is NOT in a civil war because there have been no sightings of 'Union' or 'Confederate' army flags.'

'Bush said Iraq is NOT in a civil war because there have been no sightings of 'Union' or 'Confederate' army flags.' mockup

'Bush said Iraq is NOT in a civil war because there have been no sightings of 'Union' or 'Confederate' army flags.'

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"I'm not paranoid. I'm that other 8-letter word - 'informed.'"

"I'm not paranoid. I'm that other 8-letter word - 'informed.'" mockup

"I'm not paranoid. I'm that other 8-letter word - 'informed.'"

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'Bloody foul.'

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Who's Dead

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'Being as you've never played. How did you get to be head football coach?'

'Being as you've never played. How did you get to be head football coach?' mockup

'Being as you've never played. How did you get to be head football coach?'

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Saddam: 'See? We accept UN weapon inspectors! Ask him if he found anything!' (Captions may be modified.)

Saddam: 'See? We accept UN weapon inspectors! Ask him if he found anything!' (Captions may be modified.) mockup

Saddam: 'See? We accept UN weapon inspectors! Ask him if he found anything!' (Captions may be modified.)

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"He passed out from apoplectic rage directed at Trump's voter fraud conspiracies."

"He passed out from apoplectic rage directed at Trump's voter fraud conspiracies." mockup

"He passed out from apoplectic rage directed at Trump's voter fraud conspiracies."

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"If you think Trump fatigue is bad, just imagine what it's like for Russians with Putin fatigue."

"If you think Trump fatigue is bad, just imagine what it's like for Russians with Putin fatigue." mockup

"If you think Trump fatigue is bad, just imagine what it's like for Russians with Putin fatigue."

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War News

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"Well...that escalated quickly."

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"Putin his nose where it doesn't belong!"

"Putin his nose where it doesn't belong!" mockup

"Putin his nose where it doesn't belong!"

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Stop Botox Sanctions!

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"I had a terrible dream: The English Channel froze and immigrants from Europe rushed across the ice to our island."

"I had a terrible dream: The English Channel froze and immigrants from Europe rushed across the ice to our island." mockup

"I had a terrible dream: The English Channel froze and immigrants from Europe rushed across the ice to our island."

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A man sitting on a map of the world surrounded by missiles

A man sitting on a map of the world surrounded by missiles mockup

A man sitting on a map of the world surrounded by missiles

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"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us." mockup

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

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"He should've passed."

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"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?" mockup

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

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"The White House pressed the Supreme Court to rule the House Of Representatives unconstitutional."

"The White House pressed the Supreme Court to rule the House Of Representatives unconstitutional." mockup

"The White House pressed the Supreme Court to rule the House Of Representatives unconstitutional."

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"I got a tweet from Putin NOT to attack Iran."

"I got a tweet from Putin NOT to attack Iran." mockup

"I got a tweet from Putin NOT to attack Iran."

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Armchair Analyst Gifts Collection

Armchair Analyst Mugs

Looking for more witty mugs? Explore our collection of humorous and clever mugs for armchair analysts and bring a smile to their face.

Armchair Analyst Pillows

Upgrade their space with cozy pillows that feature witty analysis-related designs—perfect for their armchair or sofa.

Armchair Analyst Prints

Find stylish prints that celebrate their love for analysis and curiosity—perfect for decorating their favorite space.

Armchair Analyst T-Shirts

Discover our range of humorous t-shirts designed for armchair analysts who love to showcase their love of analysis in style.