Armchair Economist Gifts

'I'm a liberal at heart...but my wallet is quite a conservative.'

Economic theory office with two boxes on desk - 'the rich get richer' and 'the poor get poorer'.

'At least we won't have to worry if our pension plans are any good.'

'Your loan application shows you're already guaranteeing $10 trillion, and will have a deficit this year of another $2 trillion -- Pal, we wouldn't lend you Monopoly money.'

"Will it all collapse like you and I predicted the world economy would collapse?"

Credit scores of the rich and famous.

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

Man weighing a pound sign against Great Britain.

'Atmospheric, conditions are right for a 'trickle-down', which will bring relief to impoverished areas!'

'I much prefer the concept of individual greed over that of wasteful government-controlled greed.'

"I invited my friends over so we can see how much your generation is leaving us to pay off!"

Interest rate remain at all time low...

"Honey, come quick! I think I just bought Greece on Ebay!"

"Bad news for those of you who believe goods and services should be exchanged for money."

"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?"

"Now that we've received our stimulus checks I think I'll head down town and riot."

Covid Relief

"Leading economic indicators tell me I should go shopping."

'If my grandchildren will be paying off the deficit, why can't I borrow money, and have them pay that off too?'

'We'll know if capitalism is in real trouble if the rich stop getting richer.'

'Good news for people who hide their money under the mattress.'

Trickle-Up Economics

'The people who've been running our economy say we don't have to worry about global warming.'

'Medicare, Social Secuirty, welfare...Sometimes I miss the military-industrial complex.'

Flat tax

Job Losses

'Well, gentlemen - shall we retire and join the ladies. . . in the Bahamas?'

Ok, I've set you up with an offshore back account, so you can hide your valuables for use after the oncoming apocalypse. You're too kind, sir. Where is it? Caymans? Switzerland? That's amateur stuff. The economy's increasingly global. When America goes down, it could take the Swiss and Cayman economies down with it. Then where – To open your account, I'll need your passport, tax returns, and a map of your genome. Bank of Deneb Prime. Trump turned me on to it.

Flashpoint: Arctic!

Good Things About the Iraq War

Foreclosed

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Feel free to take notes."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...