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"Believe it or not, but that's me before I had plastic surgery!"

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"I understand your feelings, dear, but don't you think that Jane Pauley would just as soon see you keep your strength up?"

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

It finally happened, models so thin they only consist of few molecules.

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

Fashion Publishing: In tray - Outre.

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

"This is Sally Whitgart on TV -- We now switch you to Bart Fribledale on the Internet...."

'Try not to stare. Father Time hot hair plugs and botox.'

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

"I attribute most of my problems in the third grade to the media."

"Do you have something cheap but with a really expensive label?"

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

'What a fantastic look! It'll be a big seller on the high st.'

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

Joan Crawford junior

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

In Trays titled: 'In', 'Out' and 'Back in Again'.

'Anything else you want fixing, while I'm taking the mole off your nose?'