Appearance Journalist Gifts

"Believe it or not, but that's me before I had plastic surgery!"

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"I understand your feelings, dear, but don't you think that Jane Pauley would just as soon see you keep your strength up?"

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

It finally happened, models so thin they only consist of few molecules.

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

"This is Sally Whitgart on TV -- We now switch you to Bart Fribledale on the Internet...."

"Do you have something cheap but with a really expensive label?"

Your son is smart and curious and has no attention span whatsoever

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

'Try not to stare. Father Time hot hair plugs and botox.'

"I attribute most of my problems in the third grade to the media."

Fashion Publishing: In tray - Outre.

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

On the red carpet

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

Joan Crawford junior

'What a fantastic look! It'll be a big seller on the high st.'

"That outfit is a nasty mix of stripes and patterns."

Career center: 'I'm planning to replace Katie Couric when she retires!'

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

In Trays titled: 'In', 'Out' and 'Back in Again'.