Fashion Journalist Gifts

In Trays titled: 'In', 'Out' and 'Back in Again'.

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

On the red carpet

It finally happened, models so thin they only consist of few molecules.

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

Fickle world of fashion

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

"The Sunak suit is the next Big Thing in fashion."

Fashion Publishing: In tray - Outre.

This year's decision to use fuller-figured, curvier women is to combat the monopoly of size zero.

Fashion week

London Fashion Week - "The models are over here.. that's the bin."

Gloss-over magazine

Joan Crawford junior

A sign that the catwalk models are getting too thin.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

'What a fantastic look! It'll be a big seller on the high st.'

"This year it's all about comfort."

Defendant concerned at how her outfit has been reported in the proceedings

"It's fabulous, but no one actually wears this stuff."

"Should I go with the blue or the tone-deaf?"

"Fur's back."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Trial by Media

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Schengen

"You're fired."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Welcome to the future"