Fashion Photographer Gifts

'Hey Pal! Can't you read?!'

Cat walk photographer taking photo up models skirt

A rolling stone gathers Kate Moss

"No! I said lesbian chic!"

Model T-Rexs

"now let's try one without the tusks."

"Say cheese."

Candice Susan Swanepoel

Gisele Bundchen

Kelly Mittendorf

'Nice smile.'

'Photography is a nasty job but someone has to do it.'

Life on Earth - Oldie catwalk.

Naomi Campbell

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

The Style of Elements

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Superheroes take a selfie

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

Candid Camera store.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'