Fashion Photographer Pillows

'Hey Pal! Can't you read?!'

Cat walk photographer taking photo up models skirt

A rolling stone gathers Kate Moss

"No! I said lesbian chic!"

"now let's try one without the tusks."

"Say cheese."

'Nice smile.'

'Photography is a nasty job but someone has to do it.'

Life on Earth - Oldie catwalk.

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

The Style of Elements

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Superheroes take a selfie

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Candid Camera store.

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"...and this is one of us on the beach."

"That shirt is so last year."