Fashion Editor Gifts

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

"Yes it's impractical, expensive, and painful, but it looks amazing and I love it."

The Style of Elements

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."

"You're terrific, Katia. You think like 'The New York Review of Books' and look like 'Vogue.'"

"Would you mind stepping aside? This is for Vogue."

Stay at home

The Fashion Industry Disappears: 'Oh God, what comfortable shoes.'

Fashion House - In/So last week.

'No, no - Style over Substance.'

FAD fashion mag: Trays on desk read: In/So Not In.

Fashion Publishing: In tray - Outre.

"You really can't look at things in a black and white perspective anymore, Especially as we said that white is the new black."

Anna Wintour

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Copycats

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Squeezing the Free Press.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

First Novels.

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Reading my Critics

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

A Copy Editor and His Dog