Apocalyptical Foodie Gifts

Lockdown casserole

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

The Witches Discover The Wok

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"I'll have dessert first."

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"Oh -- just scrape it off."

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

"Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so."

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

The End is Nigh

'I'm afraid I'll have to get rid of you Simpkins. You're not good for business.'

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

Seminar on Obesity in the Workplace.

Man walks into a restaurant with a sign saying "Billy Bob's Diner - We don't let the federal government tell us what to do with our tainted beef".

"They're quite fatty, so to relieve your guilt I made sure they taste terrible."

In Case of Emergency: Pizza

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

What do you mean it's not vegetarian? The maggots all jump out...

'All you can eat, burgers.'

Conchiglie

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'