Apocalypse Foodie Gifts

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

Lockdown casserole

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"I'll have dessert first."

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

Tuesday, 2022

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Pranking Zombies

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

End Of The World - Business Edition

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

End of world nigh!!!

When a nanosecond is forever.