Apocalypse Foodie Prints

Agameddon! In space no-one can hear you steam! (Or boil, or roast, etc).

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Lockdown casserole

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"I'll have dessert first."

Tuesday, 2022

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

End Of The World - Business Edition

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Pranking Zombies

When a nanosecond is forever.

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

How to survive the coming crash.

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

Meet Thy Doom