Ironic Foodie Gifts

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

'For my last meal, I'd like something that's not high in trans-fat.'

Seminar on Obesity in the Workplace.

'Tv dinner'

Four farm animals sitting down for a meal.

"They're quite fatty, so to relieve your guilt I made sure they taste terrible."

"I feel bad. My stomach hurts. I'm pretty sure it was something I didn't eat."

"Of course we have the best veggie burgers in town. We deep fat fry them in lard."

'Of course our veggie burgers are good. We deep fat fry them.'

'I try to keep up with the trends in healthy eating. Today I'm making one of those 'warm salads' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'I'm afraid I'll have to get rid of you Simpkins. You're not good for business.'

"Do you carry any healthy snack options?"

'Don't get me wrong... I love cake, but it goes straight to my hump.'

'I'm not sure if I'm a vegan or not but I do only eat animals that are herbivores.'

'Oh... I assure you... no animals were harmed in making these delicious porky worky sausages.'

Health Shop: 'Got anything more exciting?' 'Sure, under the counter we've got beefburgers and chips...and cream cakes!'

"Triple cheeseburger with extra cheese, mega chips, onion rings and a diet cola."

Assortment of stale pastry 'petit fours' with instant coffee sorbet."

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Free Range Chickens

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

Shrimp cook