Apocalyptical Foodie Pillows

Lockdown casserole

The Witches Discover The Wok

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

"I'll have dessert first."

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"Oh -- just scrape it off."

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

"Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so."

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

The End is Nigh

'I'm afraid I'll have to get rid of you Simpkins. You're not good for business.'

Seminar on Obesity in the Workplace.

Man walks into a restaurant with a sign saying "Billy Bob's Diner - We don't let the federal government tell us what to do with our tainted beef".

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

What do you mean it's not vegetarian? The maggots all jump out...

'All you can eat, burgers.'

Conchiglie

In Case of Emergency: Pizza

"They're quite fatty, so to relieve your guilt I made sure they taste terrible."

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'