Apocalypse Gastronomy Fan Pillows

"I'll have dessert first."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

65 Million Years Ago

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

Lockdown casserole

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

Monster Clown

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Tuesday, 2022

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Pranking Zombies

End Of The World - Business Edition

End of world nigh!!!

Meet Thy Doom

How to survive the coming crash.

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

When a nanosecond is forever.

Doomsday marketing

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'

Life on Earth - Why bother?

"Hey, remember the internet?"

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

'The past few months have certainly felt like the end of the world. But what could possibly go wrong now?'