Apocalypse Gastronomy Fan T-Shirts

"I'll have dessert first."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

65 Million Years Ago

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

Lockdown casserole

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Monster Clown

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Tuesday, 2022

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

End Of The World - Business Edition

Pranking Zombies

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

End of world nigh!!!

Meet Thy Doom

When a nanosecond is forever.

Doomsday marketing

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'

Life on Earth - Why bother?

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

"I still want grandchildren.

'The past few months have certainly felt like the end of the world. But what could possibly go wrong now?'