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"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

'Well, Dewey, the world will never be the same. ... the deer have gone nuclear.'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

65 Million Years Ago

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Time for bed, guys."

Monster Clown

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Tuesday, 2022

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

Pranking Zombies

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

End Of The World - Business Edition

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

New York Gondolier