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"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

'Well, Dewey, the world will never be the same. ... the deer have gone nuclear.'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

65 Million Years Ago

"Time for bed, guys."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Monster Clown

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

Tuesday, 2022

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

End Of The World - Business Edition

Pranking Zombies

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

New York Gondolier

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

End of world nigh!!!