'But will you still respect me in the morning?'
Apocalypse Scenarios Gifts
Looking for a gift that blends dark humor with a love for apocalyptic tales? Our collection showcases unique products inspired by end-of-the-world scenarios—perfect for those who enjoy a bit of chaos and humor in their life. Whether they love zombie movies, dystopian futures, or post-apocalyptic survival, you'll find something that resonates and brings a smile—even in the face of disaster.
"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."
'Maybe it should be funnier...'
'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'
"The end of my favorite series is near."
'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'
The End Is Nigh. . . Told You
Zombie Problems
'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'
"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."
Prepper Dog
"What the hell happened to this town?"
"I'll have dessert first."
"Has anyone seen my therapist?"
Busy, Busy, Busy
The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard
Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.
"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."
"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"
Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.
End of world nigh!!!
The Future
"The season finale of the world is near."
How to survive the coming crash.
I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?
The other day during the zombie apocalypse
Climate Change Contingency House
The End is Near/Just the Beginning
'My backup special...'
The final days of hair coloring
"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."
I survived end of the world after party.
"Would it have killed you to shave first?"
"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"
"The end of the world is nigh."
Apocalypse Scenarios Gifts Collection
Apocalypse Scenarios Mugs
Explore more end-of-the-world humor with our apocalypse scenario mugs—designed to entertain and amuse during your morning coffee.
Apocalypse Scenarios Pillows
Spruce up their space with apocalypse-inspired pillows—fun, quirky, and sure to spark conversations.
Apocalypse Scenarios Prints
Transform their wall with our apocalypse scenario prints—unique art for fans of the end of days with a playful twist.
Apocalypse Scenarios T-Shirts
Discover our collection of apocalypse-themed t-shirts—witty designs perfect for those who love dystopian humor and bold statements.