Apocalypse Gifts

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

The End of the World

"Happy now, you jerk?"

'What would I do if I only had one day left to live? That's a good question. Why do you ask?'

"There was a time when I'd have dismissed him as a crank."

'Good. Then there's no reason to grade all those papers tonight.'

Now the end is near...and so I face the final curtain.

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"Oh wow, Countdown to End Times calendar, no, Dean, I don't already have one. Um, Happy New Year to you too."

Preparing for the Apocalypse Line

Doomsdayer waves sign reading 'Told you so' in the apocalypse.

The end of the world is at hand: '10... 9... 8... 7...'

"People won't take you seriously with all of the smiley faces on it."

',,,,,and make it snappy'

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

'This should be prime beachfront property if California does sink into the ocean,'

'Crazy bastard.'

Forget it. It's too late.

Stop worrying, the end is near anyway!

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

'Personally, I think you're losing your focus.'

In a bittersweet moment, Bill realizes he isn't actually the last person left on earth.'

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Repent or at least apologize.

"Can you be more specific?"

'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'

"The end of the world is nigh."

"I've been in show business so long I used to make jokes about the end of the world before there was an end to the world!"

"Now remember not to give away the big surprise!"

"I can't believe we're the last two people on Earth, Clara. I'm kinda freaking out. I need to process this."

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

Busy, Busy, Busy