Apocalypse Gifts

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

"Happy now, you jerk?"

The End of the World

"There was a time when I'd have dismissed him as a crank."

'What would I do if I only had one day left to live? That's a good question. Why do you ask?'

"Oh wow, Countdown to End Times calendar, no, Dean, I don't already have one. Um, Happy New Year to you too."

'Good. Then there's no reason to grade all those papers tonight.'

Now the end is near...and so I face the final curtain.

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Can you be more specific?"

Doomsdayer waves sign reading 'Told you so' in the apocalypse.

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

',,,,,and make it snappy'

'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'

Forget it. It's too late.

In a bittersweet moment, Bill realizes he isn't actually the last person left on earth.'

The end of the world is at hand: '10... 9... 8... 7...'

Stop worrying, the end is near anyway!

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

'Personally, I think you're losing your focus.'

Repent or at least apologize.

'This should be prime beachfront property if California does sink into the ocean,'

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

'Crazy bastard.'

Preparing for the Apocalypse Line

"People won't take you seriously with all of the smiley faces on it."

"You took your time!"

"The end of the world is nigh."

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

Zombie Problems

The World Will End... After Labor Day

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"The season finale of the world is near."

"The end is near, now available on Amazon Prime."