"You keep saying apocalyptic but I think you mean post-apocalyptic."
Apocalypse Lore Gifts
Looking for unique gifts that celebrate your fascination with apocalypse lore? Explore our collection of fun, clever items inspired by post-apocalyptic themes, ideal for fans of survival stories, dystopian worlds, and classic end-of-the-world scenarios. Whether you’re shopping for a fellow enthusiast or want to express your own fascination, our merchandise adds a humorous, nostalgic twist to this intense genre.
'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'
"The end of my favorite series is near."
'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'
The End Is Nigh. . . Told You
Zombie Problems
'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'
Prepper Dog
"What the hell happened to this town?"
"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."
"I'll have dessert first."
"Has anyone seen my therapist?"
The end is near.
The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard
Busy, Busy, Busy
"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"
Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.
The Future
End of world nigh!!!
"The season finale of the world is near."
I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?
Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card
The End is Near/Just the Beginning
"Would it have killed you to shave first?"
'Everything these days is influenced by television.'
"The end of the world is nigh."
'My backup special...'
The final days of hair coloring
"Actually, I will have fries with that."
I survived end of the world after party.
"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"
'This isn't a BREAKTHROUGH, Colbert! This is a CIRCULAR REASONING! All you've done here is re-state our original objective.'
Hollywood ending.
"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."
End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.
Apocalypse Lore Gifts Collection
Apocalypse Lore Mugs
Explore our range of apocalypse lore mugs, perfect for fans who want to add a fun twist to their daily coffee ritual.
Apocalypse Lore Pillows
Get cozy with our apocalypse lore pillows, blending comfort and fandom in one eye-catching design.
Apocalypse Lore Prints
Decorate your space with our apocalypse lore prints, capturing the excitement and edge of post-apocalyptic adventures.
Apocalypse Lore T-Shirts
Check out our apocalypse lore t-shirts for a stylish way to wear your interests and showcase your love for survival stories.