Apocalypse Themes Gifts

"We're having trouble getting a venue for our December 31st conference, all the staff are asking way too much money"

The End Of The Week Is Coming!

'Where do these crackpots come from?'

"'The world is ending soon'....when do do you need it?"

Night of the Zombonies.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Zombie Problems

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"I'll have dessert first."

Prepper Dog

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

End of world nigh!!!

The Future

"The season finale of the world is near."

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

I survived end of the world after party.

'My backup special...'

The final days of hair coloring

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"The end of the world is nigh."

'This isn't a BREAKTHROUGH, Colbert! This is a CIRCULAR REASONING! All you've done here is re-state our original objective.'

Hollywood ending.

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.