Apocalypse Themes Gifts

"We're having trouble getting a venue for our December 31st conference, all the staff are asking way too much money"

The End Of The Week Is Coming!

'Where do these crackpots come from?'

"'The world is ending soon'....when do do you need it?"

Night of the Zombonies.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

Zombie Problems

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

Prepper Dog

"I'll have dessert first."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Busy, Busy, Busy

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

The end is near.

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"The season finale of the world is near."

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

End of world nigh!!!

The Future

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

'My backup special...'

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

The final days of hair coloring

I survived end of the world after party.

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"The end of the world is nigh."