Apocalypse_themed Gifts

Man holding sign reading, 'The End is Near' meets pregnant woman wearing a T-shirt saying, 'The Beginning is Near.'

Night of the Zombonies.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

65 Million Years Ago

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Zombie Problems

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

"I'll have dessert first."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Prepper Dog

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

The Future

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

End of world nigh!!!

"The season finale of the world is near."

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

I survived end of the world after party.

'My backup special...'

The final days of hair coloring

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"The end of the world is nigh."

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."