Apocalypse_themed Gifts

Man holding sign reading, 'The End is Near' meets pregnant woman wearing a T-shirt saying, 'The Beginning is Near.'

Night of the Zombonies.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

65 Million Years Ago

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Zombie Problems

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Prepper Dog

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"I'll have dessert first."

Busy, Busy, Busy

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

End of world nigh!!!

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

The Future

"The season finale of the world is near."

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

'It's just one night of the week you can't go out with your friends! It's not the end of the world!'

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

'My backup special...'

The final days of hair coloring

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

I survived end of the world after party.

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

"The end of the world is nigh."

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."