Apocalypse Fiction Gifts

"I've been thinking, Mother - if the population of the world was annihilated, leaving only us two left alive...there's no way I'd want to change a thing."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

Zombie Problems

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"I'll have dessert first."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Prepper Dog

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Busy, Busy, Busy

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

"The season finale of the world is near."

The Future

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

End of world nigh!!!

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

'My backup special...'

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

The final days of hair coloring

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

I survived end of the world after party.

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

"The end of the world is nigh."

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."