Post-apocalyptic Fiction Gifts

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Ever since the nuclear apocalypse, it's been hard to find someone to blame for my problems."

Night of the Zombonies.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

"Hey, remember the internet?"

'Well, Dewey, the world will never be the same. ... the deer have gone nuclear.'

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

"If the council is convened, I'd like to propose some measures to deal with the catastrophic change that has ravaged earth, leaving us a small band of scavengers."

"Son, it's time we talked about the birds and the killer robot bees."

Well, I guess it's up to us to get the old civilzation up and running again. Man is wearing t-shirt reading 'gay and proud'.

'Our troubles are over Lew.. I've just won the lottery!'

Adam and Eve tempted by apple in hazmat suits.

'The problem is you spend money like there's no tomorrow!'

"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."

"It's armageddon week on TV. The death of hope always lightens his mood."

"I derive some satisfaction from being right."

"Have you tried ringing the help desk?"

Guide to making your undead years your best years.

"I hate to say I told you so!"

The end is near.

Of all the days to sleep in!

"So far, the collapse of civilization hasn't particularly affected my life style."

"But that was before the skunks came."

"Super! Now, once you've rebuilt civilization I can do the investment banking."

2042

Children play in hazmat suits after a nuclear apocalypse.

"We really need to start thinking about the future."

"Videotape the history of the world, and I'll binge-watch it after it's destroyed."