Post-apocalyptic Storytellers Gifts

"Did you get the rations, hon?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Home Sweet Home

Pastries and Candy

'Are we there yet?'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'He was a great writer'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

Jorge Luis Borges

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

David and Goliath.

"I don't like the way the new pastor is looking at his flock."