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"Did you get the rations, hon?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Pastries and Candy

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'He was a great writer'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Jorge Luis Borges

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

David and Goliath.

"I don't like the way the new pastor is looking at his flock."

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'