Apocalyptic Stories Gifts

'The problem is you spend money like there's no tomorrow!'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

Zombie Problems

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Prepper Dog

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"I'll have dessert first."

Busy, Busy, Busy

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

"The season finale of the world is near."

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

End of world nigh!!!

The Future

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

'My backup special...'

The final days of hair coloring

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

I survived end of the world after party.

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"The end of the world is nigh."

The End is Nigh

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'