Apocalypse Stories Gifts

"It's armageddon week on TV. The death of hope always lightens his mood."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

Zombie Problems

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Prepper Dog

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"I'll have dessert first."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Busy, Busy, Busy

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

End of world nigh!!!

The Future

"The season finale of the world is near."

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

'My backup special...'

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

The final days of hair coloring

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

I survived end of the world after party.

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

"The end of the world is nigh."

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."