Apocalypse Stories Gifts

"It's armageddon week on TV. The death of hope always lightens his mood."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Zombie Problems

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"I'll have dessert first."

Prepper Dog

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

The Future

End of world nigh!!!

"The season finale of the world is near."

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

I survived end of the world after party.

'My backup special...'

The final days of hair coloring

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"The end of the world is nigh."

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

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