Post-apocalyptic Themes Gifts

"It'd be worse under a Labour government."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"But that was before the skunks came."

Night of the Zombonies.

Day 11. Still can't tell if I'm the last human left alive after the apocalypse, or if it's just that no one is getting back to me.

"If the council is convened, I'd like to propose some measures to deal with the catastrophic change that has ravaged earth, leaving us a small band of scavengers."

2042

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'Our troubles are over Lew.. I've just won the lottery!'

Well, I guess it's up to us to get the old civilzation up and running again. Man is wearing t-shirt reading 'gay and proud'.

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

"Son, it's time we talked about the birds and the killer robot bees."

The End Of The Week Is Coming!

"According to my readings, their civilization was already in decline and Frasier The Musical pushed it over the brink."

"We're having trouble getting a venue for our December 31st conference, all the staff are asking way too much money"

"I derive some satisfaction from being right."

"The end is near."

"Have you tried ringing the help desk?"

"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."

"I hate to say I told you so!"

'The problem is you spend money like there's no tomorrow!'

The end is near.

"So far, the collapse of civilization hasn't particularly affected my life style."

"We really need to start thinking about the future."

Children play in hazmat suits after a nuclear apocalypse.

"Well, we finally inherited the planet. Now what?"

"Super! Now, once you've rebuilt civilization I can do the investment banking."

Message in a bottle...

'A Major Doomsday Event Is Nigh'

Strikes notices a doomsayer on the picket line.