Apocalypse Lore Pillows

"You keep saying apocalyptic but I think you mean post-apocalyptic."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Zombie Problems

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Prepper Dog

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"I'll have dessert first."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

The Future

End of world nigh!!!

"The season finale of the world is near."

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

I survived end of the world after party.

'My backup special...'

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

The final days of hair coloring

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"The end of the world is nigh."

'This isn't a BREAKTHROUGH, Colbert! This is a CIRCULAR REASONING! All you've done here is re-state our original objective.'

Hollywood ending.

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."