Apocalyptic Theories Gifts

'Tomorrow isn't good for me. How about tonight?'

Professor Yomp inserts ecology into his economic formula: "We're doomed!"

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Zombie Problems

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

"I'll have dessert first."

Prepper Dog

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

The end is near.

Busy, Busy, Busy

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

The Future

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

End of world nigh!!!

"The season finale of the world is near."

Climate Change Contingency House

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

'My backup special...'

The final days of hair coloring

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

I survived end of the world after party.

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"The end of the world is nigh."

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

'This isn't a BREAKTHROUGH, Colbert! This is a CIRCULAR REASONING! All you've done here is re-state our original objective.'

Hollywood ending.