Apocalypse Scenarios Pillows

'But will you still respect me in the morning?'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Zombie Problems

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

"I'll have dessert first."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Prepper Dog

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

End of world nigh!!!

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

"The season finale of the world is near."

The Future

Climate Change Contingency House

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."

I survived end of the world after party.

'My backup special...'

The final days of hair coloring

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"The end of the world is nigh."