Apartment Design Admirer Gifts

"I loved it. Especially Mia Farrow's apartment."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Cat statues on entrance gate

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"The knights of the round accent table"

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

I love the Shard

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'Greenwich in the Season'

The High Line at Giza

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Greece

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Your Home Remodel Team

"Do you smell something?"

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Upper West Side Story

"He lives in a block of flats"

'The buildings are merging.'

The London Olympic bid

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

Artist chained to his drawing.

'Honey, I'm home.'

"The gargoyles are coming back to roost. That has to be a good economic sign of something...wouldn't you say?"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'That's subsidence Sir Bryan - The charts are over here.'

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"