Antidote Enthusiast Gifts

'Is it true? You've been selling your venom to pharmaceutical companies to make anti-venom? Traitor!'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'How is the detox going?'

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

"Do you carry generic placebos?"

Ward Cleaning.

"I'm not taking any chances!"

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

Allergen Lab. That wheat protein is surrounded by antibodies, but he's not backing down! He's a real gluten for punishment!

'Would you like this placebo in name brand or generic?'

Safe sex is not making love with your helmet on.

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Who's laughing at my antiperspirant now?

"It's a remarkable find...evidence of human habitation that dates to ancient history!"

Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)

'I'd like now to introduce Len who will tell slightly humourous stories in his inimicable self-serving way,'

Talk to your doctor about Placebitrex...the pill that does whatever you think you need it to.

'I've started this new 'Detox' diet - no caffeine or alcohol...no processed foods...

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

A drawing illustrating 'bare-below-elbow' policy.

"Of course I wasn't exposed to harmful pesticides as a child. Funny question."

Small man falling in love with large woman

"'Shake well. Settling is normal.' I feel better and I haven't even taken it."

The Rat Race.

'I must tell you that the drug that cured you has been proven completely ineffective.'

Social Networking or Death

'The good news is you're a hypochondriac. the better news is we have a special on placebos all this week.'

Putin: I have nukes, therefore I am

Eyes on the prize

Sanitizer

The Chinese of Paris - The first glass. The sixth glass.

The Chinese of Paris - 'Beer!... Never... only absinthe makes a man fit again!'