Antidote Enthusiast Pillows

'Is it true? You've been selling your venom to pharmaceutical companies to make anti-venom? Traitor!'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Corpse Reviver Number 2

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

'How is the detox going?'

"Do you carry generic placebos?"

Ward Cleaning.

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

"I'm not taking any chances!"

'Would you like this placebo in name brand or generic?'

Safe sex is not making love with your helmet on.

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)

'I'd like now to introduce Len who will tell slightly humourous stories in his inimicable self-serving way,'

"It's a remarkable find...evidence of human habitation that dates to ancient history!"

Talk to your doctor about Placebitrex...the pill that does whatever you think you need it to.

'I've started this new 'Detox' diet - no caffeine or alcohol...no processed foods...

A drawing illustrating 'bare-below-elbow' policy.

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

Small man falling in love with large woman

"Of course I wasn't exposed to harmful pesticides as a child. Funny question."

The Rat Race.

"'Shake well. Settling is normal.' I feel better and I haven't even taken it."

'I must tell you that the drug that cured you has been proven completely ineffective.'

'The good news is you're a hypochondriac. the better news is we have a special on placebos all this week.'

The dark side of hand santizer

Putin: I have nukes, therefore I am

Eyes on the prize

The Chinese of Paris - The first glass. The sixth glass.

The Chinese of Paris - 'Beer!... Never... only absinthe makes a man fit again!'

Sanitizer