Antacid Aficionado Gifts

Natural Disasters

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Homo Gamus

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Business is a game.

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

Cat in Arcade Claw Game

'Is it true? You've been selling your venom to pharmaceutical companies to make anti-venom? Traitor!'

Arcade Game Baseball.

Whack a Marimba

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Ski-ball.

"Cool game!"

"Go fetch your mallet, Wilkins – we'll play doubles."

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

Write a Screenplay

'Pull it over, Speedy.'