Antacid Aficionado Gifts

TUMS for Volcanos

Natural Disasters

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Homo Gamus

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Crane Game. Ball Game.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Business is a game.

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

'Rodney! You take one more step in that direction and we're through!'

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

Cat in Arcade Claw Game

'Is it true? You've been selling your venom to pharmaceutical companies to make anti-venom? Traitor!'

Arcade Game Baseball.

Whack a Marimba

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

"Go fetch your mallet, Wilkins – we'll play doubles."

"Cool game!"

Ski-ball.

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

Write a Screenplay

'Pull it over, Speedy.'