Additive Aficionado Gifts

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Camping-Pong

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"I started a collection!"

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

Big boys' toys-r-us

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

They get into debt so fast these days...

Antler Buzzers.

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

"You call this ice?"

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Great Poets of Catalogdom

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'