Attention Antidote Seeker Gifts

Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Likes: $2.

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

Quiz Night...

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

'I have nobody else to blame but myself so we need to brainstorm.'

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

Mentioning 'Sex'

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

'Is it true? You've been selling your venom to pharmaceutical companies to make anti-venom? Traitor!'

"I'd prefer a win-win solution – but I'm open to just a win."

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

'Big advantage!!'

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

'Think that pose will work for me? I need to ask my boss for a raise.'

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."