Scientific Discovery Addict Gifts

Asteroid Trajectory Assessment.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Sexual chemistry set

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Bonk!"

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

The Invention of the Wheel

Alexander Fleming

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

'Catch this!'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

Ski kicker.

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

The Bride of Finkelstein!

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Frankenfish

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'