Anti-romantics Gifts

The quest for spinsterhood.

Edgar Allen Poe

You're the botanicals in my gin

Cupid paints Stop sign

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

Graffitti.

The Anti-Materialist

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

William Wordsworth

It's the thought that counts!

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

"Die alone"

Lovers dressed as pears

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

Alarm clock.

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

An Anarchist's Christmas

"I want some flowers that say 'Here, have some friggin' flowers.'"

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

Robert Macaire recieving expensive gifts from his love

"This could be the start of something big."

Romance in Yellow

"Oh darling, let's not cut this one down: somebody's carved a love-heart on it..."

Forty years man and wife and the chemistry was still there.

'You don't sniff my butt anymore.'

Dead cupid

Congratulations on your Civil Partnership

"Heavy date tonight, Pop! Heh heh. Wonder if I can borrow the antlers?"

"Well in this case, Cynthia, it was judicious not to postpone marriage."

"Fleetwood Mac still looks good on you."

I HATE STUFF

"I'd like to dedicate this next tune to those who have discovered love, gotten married, and wished desperately for death."