Anti-romantics T-Shirts

The quest for spinsterhood.

Edgar Allen Poe

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

Graffitti.

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

William Wordsworth

It's the thought that counts!

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

Lovers dressed as pears

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

"Die alone"

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

Alarm clock.

"I want some flowers that say 'Here, have some friggin' flowers.'"

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

"This could be the start of something big."

Robert Macaire recieving expensive gifts from his love

Congratulations on your Civil Partnership

Dead cupid

'You don't sniff my butt anymore.'

"Heavy date tonight, Pop! Heh heh. Wonder if I can borrow the antlers?"

I HATE STUFF

Romance in Yellow

"Well in this case, Cynthia, it was judicious not to postpone marriage."

Forty years man and wife and the chemistry was still there.

"This will never work. I'm carbon-based, and you're based on an element not found on Earth."

"Oh darling, let's not cut this one down: somebody's carved a love-heart on it..."