Anti-party Enthusiast Gifts

"We've run out of weather-based excuses for this month - we're going to have to find some moral grounds on which to boycott this party.'"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Party Animals.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Canape?

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Green Balloon

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

A man looks up at the earth

All dressed up and no place to go

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

'Malty tasking.'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

Clown Happy Hour

'The guys say that the stripper won't be available before our wedding...would you mind if I had my bachelor party after the honeymoon?'

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.