Anti-organization Enthusiast Gifts

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Let's get organized

Organization is not rocket science!

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Uh-Oh..."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

Catalogue of little books.

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

In/Out Tray.

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Monday around 9PM.

New Memer/Incumbent

The Move.

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

Desk bins: 'Whatnot,' 'Whatever,' and 'What now?'

Records?

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

A Mom's Purse

'What a control freak!'

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"