Anti-social Enthusiasts Gifts

How nature says 'stay away'. . . Monday Morning Face.

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

Unsocial Media

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

'What's wrong with me today? I actually served a customer...'

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

"We've run out of weather-based excuses for this month - we're going to have to find some moral grounds on which to boycott this party.'"

Learning to read body language, lesson one: 'Leave me alone!'

'I suppose I'll get married some day - I just don't want to be there when it happens,'

Thanks to his reputation as a tough and unfriendly loner, nobody flocked with Randy.

"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."

"...Kowalski moved that we all yell for help, skidmore seconded the motion and that's where we stand."

"The Johnsons tend to keep themselves to themselves..."

"Olympics? It's the first I've heard of the Olympics being on."

Social Networking or Death

"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

Stay back 500 feet

'I've crossed chalk with cheese!'

"Social networking lets me be social without actually having to be around other people."

"I don't believe in combining marriage and a career."

"I miss avoiding people."

"You're dropping by since you're in the neighborhood? Hey, that's great. Unfortunately, we're in our car and, whoa, looks like we're heading into a tunnel. Gotta go. Bye."

"Your father's in a good mood. He's declined 3 friend requests this morning."

Triple Witching Hour in Apartment 3-K.

'I want a welcome mat that says 'Go Away'.'

Antisocial Society