Anti-social Advocate Gifts

'I want a welcome mat that says 'Go Away'.'

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Can't even hold signs well.

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

Inclusive family code in Cuba

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

Punkcakes

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of social security privatisation...'

'Guy, is that you?'

'You know how it is...look a little different and you're attacked by the status crows.'

The privatised Grim Reaper...

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'

Smoke and Mirrors Lounge

Individuals can and do make a difference, but it takes teamwork to really mess things up.

Cow Udders and Famines.

Fake beggar.

Learning to read body language, lesson one: 'Leave me alone!'

"You should try to be more grateful. A lot of people go out of their way for you."

'You got yourself a job? -- Don't you care what happens to me?'

The Recession.

The Paul Ryan budget plan.

'Actually, I'm hoping Rupert Murdoch will buy me out.'

MLK Jr's estate has licensed his likeness for a truck commercial.

"I will never read that book, and I'm eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"It doesn't have to be a fancy cardboard box. We're only going to sleep in it."