Anti-social Advocate Pillows

'I want a welcome mat that says 'Go Away'.'

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Can't even hold signs well.

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

Inclusive family code in Cuba

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

Punkcakes

T-shirts read: 'Rock against racism' ; 'Classical against antisocial behaviour'

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of social security privatisation...'

'Guy, is that you?'

Smoke and Mirrors Lounge

The privatised Grim Reaper...

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'

'You know how it is...look a little different and you're attacked by the status crows.'

Individuals can and do make a difference, but it takes teamwork to really mess things up.

"I was born into the wrong color. I'm not pink. Oh, doc, I'm so depressed. . ."

Learning to read body language, lesson one: 'Leave me alone!'

"Alexa, how do I stop knife crime?"

Cow Udders and Famines.

Fake beggar.

Charm...Offensive.

"You should try to be more grateful. A lot of people go out of their way for you."

The Recession.

'You got yourself a job? -- Don't you care what happens to me?'

"It doesn't have to be a fancy cardboard box. We're only going to sleep in it."

"I will never read that book, and I'm eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

Just Another Sloe News Day

Justice

MLK Jr's estate has licensed his likeness for a truck commercial.

Social Networking or Death